{"product_id":"two-cars","title":"Two Cars","description":"\u003cp\u003eThursday nights I run a poker game in the bell tower. House rules: no praying at the table, no crying at the table, and the house always wins. I'm the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI also deal. From the bottom of the deck. Old habit. Older than this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGod sees everything. Luckily, He doesn't play cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFather Albert came up to save my soul. He lost his watch, his rosary, and the keys to a silver Mercedes he swore he never owned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVow of poverty, Father. I'm only helping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFriday morning the bishop drove up in his big black car to put a stop to it. He looked at me. He looked at my Mercedes. Then he loosened his collar and asked what time the game started.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNine o'clock. Bring cash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe brought his car keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo here I am. Two cars, one nun, one problem. I can only drive one at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNext Thursday the cardinal is coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hear he drives a Ferrari.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePhotographed, not generated. Salton Sea, 1 May 2016.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOwn the memory: a signed limited edition of 50, pigment on aluminum, in three sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FemTête","offers":[{"title":"16 x 24 in","offer_id":51790010745078,"sku":null,"price":1250.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 x 30 in","offer_id":51790010777846,"sku":null,"price":1900.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24 x 36 in","offer_id":51790010810614,"sku":null,"price":2800.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/2101\/1702\/files\/two_cars_0Q9A3096_web.jpg?v=1791248437","url":"https:\/\/femtete.com\/products\/two-cars","provider":"FemTête","version":"1.0","type":"link"}