{"product_id":"annulments","title":"Annulments","description":"\u003cp\u003eRome takes two years to annul a marriage. I take twenty minutes and cash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe barn behind the convent. Friday nights. Bring your marriage certificate and a good reason. Bad reasons cost extra.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI do the Latin myself. I do the bishop's signature better than the bishop. I've had more practice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMrs. Delgado wanted out of thirty years with a man who snored. Forty dollars.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMr. Delgado came the next Friday. He wanted out of thirty years with a woman who never stopped talking. Sixty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey still live together. Neither one knows the other is free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI wrote the reasons I accept on the barn wall. The list got long. Then it got specific.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bishop nailed a board over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat Friday he came back with a marriage certificate of his own.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI didn't know bishops could be married.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeither did Rome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePhotographed, not generated. Salton Sea, 1 May 2016.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe board was added for the website. The signed print shows the original wall, uncensored.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOwn the memory: a signed limited edition of 50, pigment on aluminum, in three sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FemTête","offers":[{"title":"16 x 24 in","offer_id":51790013169910,"sku":null,"price":1250.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 x 30 in","offer_id":51790013202678,"sku":null,"price":1900.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24 x 36 in","offer_id":51790013235446,"sku":null,"price":2800.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/2101\/1702\/files\/annulments_0Q9A3035_board_web.jpg?v=1791248604","url":"https:\/\/femtete.com\/products\/annulments","provider":"FemTête","version":"1.0","type":"link"}